Just a few thoughts:
• The Pilgrims claimed they came here for escape religious persecution. Let's get real. Everyone knows they actually came here for Black Friday deals.
• Here's to plenty of turkey and projectile eating. I may be getting older, but I can still dodge a glob of pre-chewed green bean casserole when I have to.
• My Thanksgiving is a reality show waiting to happen.
Have to get up in a few hours and get the turkey in the oven. Hope you all have a Happy Thanksgiving!
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